Larisa Oleynik Quotes

I kept thinking I was always going to meet the right man, but I never did. Kept waiting for this knight in shining armour. 'When's he coming? He's taking a long time, isn't he?'

I've always had horrible Valentine's Days.

You can always write a song about people who are in love, but they're in love, so they're happy; they don't need you. But the people that I try to worry about are the ones who don't have anyone to give chocolate to, and the girl who doesn't have flowers coming to her.

Crushes start out as that teenage phenomenon, life-affirming and cute, but as you wander into adulthood, they seem to end up more painful, harrowing, and uncertain, especially if you have just come out of the relationship you thought would finally, maybe, maybe be the one that stuck.

Do you know what it's like to love and be alone?

Like every other girl in the world, my most embarrassing moment had to do with a guy completely turning me down. His loss!

It's afterwards you realize that the feeling of happiness you had with a man didn't necessarily prove that you loved him.

My cards and flowers always got rejected on Valentines Day.

First love is first love, first marriage is first marriage, disappointment is disappointment.

I thought I was loved.

Now that I have found someone, I'm feeling more alone... than I ever have before.

Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine's Day even if we're relatively lucky in love.

The blind date that has stood you up: your life.

I've dated people who I thought were going to be a big deal in my life, and I've also spent long periods by myself.

Most of us have been in that situation where you've been falling in love with somebody who didn't feel the same way. It's not a nice situation.

What if every relationship you've ever been in, is someone slowly figuring out they didn't like you as much as they hoped they would?

When somebody's in love with you, they think it's amazing you've written them a poem, and when they don't love you anymore, they hate those poems. They wish those poems would go away.

I could really make a song of hurt, because I've been hurt by a lot of men. I'm talking about, like, how sad I be when a dude curves me. And I never talk about that because I refuse to let people know that I get sad because when a man don't answer my calls.

I've been dumped plenty of times, I can assure you of that.

My life is PG-13 sometimes, and I really want Josh Grogan to propose to me, and he just won't do it.

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

We all know guys who've had their hearts broken in real life; we just don't usually see it in the movies.

Any guy hates Valentine's Day. Even if you're in love, you can't win on Valentine's Day. If you're married, you can't win on Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is like the thing you want to avoid at all costs.

The loss of young first love is so painful that it borders on the ludicrous.

Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.