Michelle Obama Quotes

I was never a good fundraiser.

Why was it that the instant you sent someone a check, no matter how worthy the organization, the first thing they did was ask you for more? Irritating, and a waste of the money she had just sent them.

I hate everybody.

Hatred is a very underestimated emotion.

I also know how to ask people for money and I have no shame about doing that.

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

I don't think anyone enjoys raising money, but for some reason I seem to have a knack.

Every moment of free time is eaten up by fundraising.

I hate speeches.

The more time goes by, the more I hate Ke$ha.

I hate L.A. Can't be bothered.

I hate the word 'annoying!'

I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.

They really hate you, yes they do. They hate everyone, how 'bout you?

How I hate everything!

At a brunch potluck, I realize that I do, in fact, hate everybody.

Or. I hate that word. It’s two letters long and stuffed to the gills with reasonable doubt.

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

If there's one thing I hate, it's the movies. Don't even mention them to me.

Ack! Parables. I hate parables.

I couldn't give a s***! He just can't take it. Good old Jose, moaning again.

Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

I still hate [the Eagles]…. There’s levels of evil in it to me.

I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.