Jerome K. Jerome Quotes

I'm very emotional; I think I may go mad in several years' time.

I don't enjoy sparring with the audience. It devastates me.

'Mean' is a song I wrote about somebody who wrote things that were so mean so many times that it would ruin my day. Then it would ruin the next day. And it would level me so many times, I just felt like I was being hit in the face every time this person would take to their computer.

It wears on your soul when you take on the mental state of a dark character.

As you get older, your body doesn't hold up as much.

I think the reason I hadn't fought was just the aftermath of the Botha fight. You put so much into a fight, and people just talk about it like it was a bit of a farce or something.

In 2005, I played Count Fosco in 'The Woman In White' on Broadway. It was a disaster. I was physically run down and terribly homesick and I just knew I had to leave. I lasted three months before the producers released me.

That whole 'Bo' Selecta!' thing was damaging. I played along with it; I said it was cool, I can take a joke, roll with it, so I went on the show. But it was killing me.

I think 'Ek Chhotisi Love Story' has really damaged me. People think they can compromise my reputation and get away with it.

Isolation is devastating to the human psyche.

Physically touring is tough on me, not that I am weakling. I lose weight. I can't always find the things I need to keep my strength up. It is very draining physically. It is taxing for my mind and body, but in a good way. It feels healthy in a way to purge things out of my system every night.

A youth of sensuality and intemperance delivers over to old age a worn-out body.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

This is an hour of history that troubles our minds and hurts our hearts.

Pain is a forcing sieve that turns me to gruel.

It's not what people do to you, but what they mean, that hurts.

People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.

I can get very depressed by a review that is unfair, unreasonable, and totally destructive.

This iron world bungs down the stoutest hearts to lowest state; for misery doth bravest minds abate.

You feel fine, and then, when your body can't keep fighting, you don't.

I am writing this under an appreciable mental strain, since by tonight I shall be no more. Penniless, and at the end of my supply of the drug which alone makes life endurable, I can bear the torture no longer; and shall cast myself from this garret window into the squalid street below.

Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms.

I took my brains out and stretched them on the rack, now I'm not too sure I'm gonna get them back.

A girl my age had been murdered in these woods and I'd seen her last terrified moments, watched her bleed to death in this forest. A life like mine had ended here, and it didn't matter how many times I'd seen deaths in movies, it wasn't the same, and I wasn't ever going to forget it.

When I was about 7 years old, I had been labeled dyslexic. I'd try to concentrate on what I was reading, then I'd get to the end of the page and have very little memory of anything I'd read. I would go blank, feel anxious, nervous, bored, frustrated, dumb. I would get angry. My legs would actually hurt when I was studying. My head ached. All through school and well into my career, I felt like I had a secret. When I'd go to a new school, I wouldn't want the other kids to know about my learning disability, but then I'd be sent off to remedial reading.