Daniel Handler Quotes

Dumbledore had not raised his voice, he did not even sound angry, but Harry would have preferred him to yell; this cold disappointment was worse than anything.

Onions can make even Heirs and Widows weep.

Her cry was the saddest sound of orgasm that I had ever heard.

We give you this story. It is for the audience to be moved and gut wrenched, not us. It isn't as if we don't go through those real feeling and it isn't as if I don't cry three or four times a night. I usually do.

This game will make you cry more often than not.

I was banned when I feel I was at my peak, and anyone in my shoes would feel the same way I did and would also have gone through the whole range of emotions that I did.

There is too much unhappiness in football, no?

Disappointment tears the bearable film off life.

Much more devastating than frustration is the emotion of disappointment.

I can tell you my feelings were hurt.

Sometimes people say terrible things when they're scared. They don't mean to, but they can't help it. They lash out because if they can see that their words hurt someone else, it makes them feel as if they aren't completely powerless.

A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.

Anger is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration

The act of love strongly resembles torture or surgery.

A sentence is not emotional a paragraph is.

When I have been exposed to so many films that are so bad, my soul gets crushed. I just feel intoxicated.

It's easier to identify with loss than love, because we have had so much more experience of it.

I love sad. Sadness makes you feel more than anything.

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

I mean, I love winning, but losing is a much more intense feeling.

Sometimes, I cry because I'm sad, and sometimes, I cry just because it's just emotional and it's super awesome.

I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws up and it's like, 'Oh please, get a room.'

I get really very upset when I'm voted out, and I feel very disappointed.

It's harder to laugh than to cry.

There's nothing I love more than a good cry.