Bob Einstein Quotes

I worked a little as a messenger on a bicycle and then decided to study photography and film.

I grew up in the business since I was three years old so I've always kind of been in front of the camera and grew up in commercials and I knew that I wanted to do it no matter what, I just loved it.

I never thought much about success early on. I only thought about being a comedian - or just being in show business, is really more accurate.

I love the challenge of show business. It keeps me on my toes.

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

I left advertising as fast as I could in 1961. And I haven't ever thought about going back.

I set writing aside when I went into theater, and then I set theater aside and subsequently had about a 25-year career in software development. Which, by the way, is a very creative field. I equate it more to kinetic sculpture than anything else, as an activity.

I don't think I would ever write and star in a show again.

There was never anything else I wanted to pursue. It was always theater, and movies are a fairly new thing.

I'm going to call WWE like I call everything. Yes, I'm going to be passionate. Yes, I'm going to be excited, but at the same time, I'm hoping to get better as a storyteller, and I'm hoping to complement the people I work with who have been doing this a lot longer than I have.

I had been saying to myself for a good many years that I was really a writer and that I was in advertising temporarily.

I did everything, I thought I was going to be in marketing, then I thought advertising then I thought I was going to be an architect and then I was like 'you know what, let me just be a soap star!'

After completing my studies, I got into advertising.

I gave up accounting. I went in for about six months writing ad copy. I was fired from that, and then another guy and I did a kind of poor man's Bob and Ray kind of syndicated radio show. Then I decided to stick it out and see what happened. I'd give it a year, a year became two years, and then two years became three years, and then along came the record album.

When I left school I was meant to do my law degree but I was lucky to fall into something I love.

I have always had a career, be it modeling, reality TV, or even my not-so-great films.

No, I never really set out to be a stand up. I wanted to be a writer of some sort. I thought I'd do a bit of stand up and hopefully that will lead to stuff and little did I know it kind of snowballed. Before I knew it I was doing stand up 300 nights a year.

I was working in a day job in marketing but I had my sights on doing an open-mic night.

My career has totally changed. Burnley helped me get to where I am, and I'll never forget that.

One fine day, I realised that advertising was not my calling. I closed shop and plunged into theatre.

After my debut film, I was doing reality shows and hosting so it was not that I had nothing else to do.

I didn't always have research jobs.

I'd get another job before I would play music I don't enjoy. But then, I'm really not qualified to do anything else.

After leaving school, I worked as an electrician before becoming an actor.

I guess I've never really wanted to be anything else. I've never even thought about having another job.