Joe Garagiola Quotes

Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies.

The dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family.

I miss dogs, man. I always had a family pet, always had a dog growing up. It was almost equivalent to the prison sentence, having something taken away from me for three years. I want a dog just for the sake of my kids, but also me. I miss my companions.

I have always wanted a dog, but we don't have anyone to care for it.

I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog.

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

You own a dog with the knowledge that it will move through the stages of existence in fast forward, providing you with a lesson about your own life passages if you let it.

Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dogs.

A dog wakens your heart to joy and companionship.

The misery of keeping a dog is his dying so soon. But, to be sure, if he lived for fifty years and then died, what would become of me?

I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life.

Like many other much-loved humans, they believed that they owned their dogs, instead of realizing that their dogs owned them.

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out.

Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

I don't have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else's dog.

I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.

I've never been without a dog. I've made trips across the country with a dog.

I really love animals. My cat is my little soul mate. He's not just a cat, he's my friend.

Adopting a pet is like taking the responsibility of a baby.

I couldn't live without my faithful companion, Megs the dog.

As far as I'm concerned, I own my dogs as I own my body. My legs are with me when I take a shower, and I feel no shame. If I were to lose one, I'd grieve, and people would send sympathy cards, but it would be my condition that evoked the sympathy, not the fate of the leg. That's like losing a dog.

I love pets, especially dogs.

Quite often, we're swamped with friends. My house is known as Hotel Morrissey, which is quite handy whenever I need dog-sitters for Tiggy. She's my tiny little rescue dog, the size of both of my feet put together.

I'm very emotional about my animals.