John Daly Quotes

I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger. I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was stronger

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

Paradoxical as it may seem, to believe in youth is to look backward; to look forward we must believe in age.

Of these years nought remains in memory but the sad feeling that we have advanced and only grown older.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

For years I wanted to be older, and now I am.

Age is a terrible avenger. The lessons of life give you so much to work with, but by the time you've got all this great wisdom, you don't get to be young anymore.

I suppose you always look back at how easier things were being young. There's always a shame that you're not as naive as you were.

I used to love getting older.

Young fighters dream of the future. Old fighters seek to recapture the past.

You know, by the time you reach my age, you've made plenty of mistakes if you've lived your life properly.

I'm exploring the maturity, the wisdom that just comes from having gone around the sun 50 times. My experience is, 'Oh, I'm never really going to get it right. I'm never going to get it done. But that's not the point here.' The point is the journey.

If you're running on fumes, you get to a point of diminishing results. Get some rest.

Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs.

I learned from my past.

Experience is a great advantage. The problem is that when you get the experience, you're too damned old to do anything about it.

People mature with age and experience. I hope I more resemble a fine wine than bad vinegar.

What's that line from TS Eliot? To arrive at the place where you started, but to know it for the first time. I'm able to write about a breakup from a different place. Same brokenness. Same rock-bottom. But a little more informed, now I'm older. Thank God for growing up.

The thing that's changed the way I do my stand-up act is having kids and getting older and wiser and smarter. There might be a joke or two in the past that I wish I hadn't done, but in the past, you can't have it back.

Age acquires no value save through thought and discipline.

It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has first to grow up to be an old fool to realize what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool.

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.

Don't forget, I'm 39. I didn't come here just for the money to impress myself. I'm not saying I am going to be dominating. I'm not saying I'm going to be good. But I can promise you I will do all the right things to play.

Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle, Old Age a regret.