Scott Aukerman Quotes

I can't help teasing people. That's the way that I am, and I hope that nobody takes it too personally.

I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But like, the other night, I put Saran wrap over the toilet seat, you know, which doesn't sound that original, but she's bulimic.

My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me.

I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything.

Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.

I must admit I like to muck around a bit; I always have.

Wijnaldum always tries to do some jokes inside the dressing room. He's always winding people up. He always tries to speak in Portuguese or Spanish with us and dancing.

I am usually a fun-loving person, and I say most of the things in a jest. Sometimes I get in trouble, but over a period of time, I think people now realise that most of the things I say are in jest.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Billy (Martin) was a great one for jokes. He liked to play a joke more than anyone I ever knew.

I've always been a jokester. The things I got in trouble for, when I was little, was always about making a joke or setting up a prank or being silly when I should be paying attention.

When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's a breeding ground for practical jokes and teasing.

I'm just a natural flirt, but I don't see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I'm like an overexcited puppy.

I'm not really anything like Puck - I'm worse!

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.

I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank.

When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's a breeding ground for practical jokes and teasing.

As a kid, I think people would have described me more as a goofball, or being energetic. But I always loved parodies; I loved spoofing things.

I like joking around and being a little mischievous. Once an audience or even a group of friends realizes that you're being benevolent about it, then they're along for the ride.

People who take themselves too seriously, who can't see anything else, are usually funny.

I was a monkey child. I was like a clown.

I was the troublemaker, always being funny - that's just who I am.

Humor disarms people. It opens them up to starting a dialogue about things they wouldn't normally talk about. I don't understand how people who don't have a sense of humor get through life.