Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

I love Costco.

I love the grocery store. I would never have my groceries delivered.

I shop all over. I love to shop.

The thing I like to do most is shop.

I love to shop. Clothes, electronics, and I love jewelry, especially yellow gold.

I love shopping, especially food shopping.

Americans love our shoes and us Brits love that we can always pick up a bargain when in the US.

I am a Topshop homing pigeon! I can walk into the Oxford Circus branch and ferret out the best bits in minutes.

Today, most women are surrounded by ingenious gadgets. They don't grow the peas or raise the chicken that they serve for dinner; instead they hunt and gather in the grocery store. They go through catalogs or department stores to buy clothes instead of shearing sheep, carding wool, and weaving cloth for skirts and coats and blankets.

Well, I like shopping.

I'm a massive shopper. Topshop, Urban Outfitters - I'm pretty at home on the high street.

My sister wants a Rollie. When I buy one now, I gotta buy like five, ten. It's crazy.

When I was a kid, if I liked something from merchandising, I'd have to go to the toy store.

I shopped at T.J. Maxx myself when I was a kid.

My least favorite aspect of shopping is shopping.

I shop at the farmers' market twice a week.

I like Costco. They got me to be an executive member, so I'm, like, a business class member. Somehow, I'm going to end up saving money or something. The thing is, I don't moderate very well, so I buy things that are supposed to be for a family or last for a week, but they never do.

We are huge fans of T.J. Maxx at our house.

I love grocery shopping. It's one of my favorite things. I don't want to become an ordering-food-online person.

So it's rare if I go to a city and don't shop. I know different store systems in every city so I just like doing business everywhere I go.

If I go to the store, I'm not trying to slip in the middle of the aisle so I can talk about it onstage. I'm at the store because I need food or medicine.

This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

The best rush in the world is getting something at 80 percent off.

The last thing I want to do, even in the off-season, is traipse around shops looking for clothes: it's not my thing.

For me, I love and hate Costco. I think it's ruined America and made America great.