Jennifer Coolidge Quotes

The only men who aren't in fear of women's reactions are usually men who aren't born or who are dead.

I'm a bit of a tomboy, but when it comes to love I am a doormat.

A relationship book I once read told women to use the word 'fun' whenever possible. The author claimed it had a subliminal aphrodisiac effect on men, who want a relaxed girl attached only to good times - the human equivalent of Diet Coke. This is not me.

The man who respects a woman does not know what else to do with her.

We were raised to pursue women... Most of the guys I know enjoy the pursuit. But that doesn't mean women should be wallflowers.

I think it's fine for girls to ask boys out. I actually prefer it.

I was very against pink and purple when I was young, because they were girls' colors. But that was only because I didn't want people to write me off for what I can do. When I got into my 20s, I decided that was stupid.

Girls have a tendency to take responsibility for romantic misinterpretations, when often it's men whose perfectly honed emotional inscrutability makes life more complicated than it should be.

A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be.

All women like to look up to their men.

In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels.

I spent my whole life trying to play the games males play.

You would never say to a man, 'do you like playing strong men?' You just wouldn't say that.

Women are angry if other women think too little of their lovers, and furious if they think too much.

Men are always like, 'You're so intimidating.' I don't find myself to be. But whatever - I'm not going to try to be less intimidating. It's just a matter of finding a guy who's able to deal with it.

I always found it bizarre or strange that there was this unwritten set of rules around how a woman could interact with a man in terms of starting a conversation. While a man traditionally is always expected to make the first move, he risks rejection in a real way.

I personally have always hated dating. I was never vulnerable or insecure in any part of my life, but I would become that way with a guy because they have control, according to society, when it comes to dating.

Society never made the preposterous demand that a man should think as much about his own qualifications for making a charming girl happy as he thinks of hers for making himself happy.

I just think that culturally, women - we're all human beings - but at least we don't have our masculinity to prove.

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

A man is known by the company he keeps, but a woman is known by the company she keeps waiting.

Women are programmed to love completely, and men are programmed to spread it around. We are fools to think it's any different.

Women, then, are only children of a larger growth

If they only married when they fell in love, most people would die unwed.