Gordon Ramsay Quotes

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

The problem with being married to an athlete who is, like, 19 feet tall and can just eat, like, 17 burgers at 11 o'clock at night is, you're like, 'I'll have just three of those burgers,' and you think you're being good because he had 19 and you had three!

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

All fat women look the same; they all look 42.

We overweight people, we say terrible things to ourselves. Oh, you wouldn't believe it. 'You fat pig. How can you do this? You're a disgusting jerk.' And that gets you nowhere. That gets you right back into a bowl of pasta fregula.

I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.

I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.

Just because you're a different size doesn't mean you're sitting on the couch eating bonbons all day long watching TV.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

It seems like people are more likely to tell you you've gotten too thin than to tell you you've gotten too fat.

Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

I was a chubby boy. My pants used to wear out in the middle, and it was because my legs used to rub together. I wasn't obese, just chunky.

Most fashion models do not look good in bikinis because they're too thin.

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

I'm not in a position to tell heavy people anything.

People have never looked so ugly as they do today. We just consume far too much.

I think that some of the biggest surprises I've had early on, actually to this day, are all the misconceptions about my body and my health. There are so many people who think that being a plus-size model, that there's something wrong with it, or that I must be unhealthy or that I'm promoting an unhealthy lifestyle.

It does annoy me when I walk into a room and there are six men over the age of 40 with, let's just say, a major gut problem, and they're saying 'hang on there Dervla, don't eat your chocolate cake at dessert.'

The perception of fat people in America is that they're fat, therefore they're dumb, they're lazy, and they must stink.

Would I employ you if you were obese? No I would not. You would give the wrong impression to the clients of my business. I need people to look energetic, professional and efficient. If you are obese you look lazy.

Fat girls aren’t real people.

It's terrible, the way obese children and adults are treated in this country [USA]. And I'm not leaving this Earth until that is changed.

What if obese people couldn't get married?

We have to stop judging people who are struggling with their weight.

If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often.