Jason Segel Quotes

I've never scratched, or punched, or slapped anybody in my real life.

Aggression has proven to get people in trouble, in many ways, with the champions.

When I was younger, if I got into arguments, I'd become aggressive and violent, but I learnt the hard way that was only going to end negatively.

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

I've never been in a barroom brawl in my life. I just don't do such things.

I got kicked out of a club for sticking up for my sister. And I got into a fight that was basically hair pulling and rolling around on the gym floor. The fights make me sound like a hell-raiser, but I'm not proud of them.

I just fight in my movies, never in real life.

I wouldn't be face-washing anyone in real life. I'd be skating to the bench real fast to get away.

Fighting is not something you can just turn off.

There was one point in time that I wasn't fighting, and I was frustrated and I was getting in trouble.

I used to stay getting in fights.

I was never the person to try and be the centre of attention or to talk a lot. I was always the person who, if you say something, I'd just punch you in your face. For real.

Maybe every once in a while someone associated with me gets a little freaked out and curses somebody out.

Fighting angry and fighting mad isn't good.

It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head.

I'm getting better at avoiding this, but when something sets me off, I tend to punch first and then find out who I actually his later.

What happened, then? You're stomping through every puddle you can find and look like you're going to punch the first person you see." "Why are you hanging around, then? Aren't you worried about getting hit?" "Aw, you'd never hurt me. My face is too pretty

I don't think anybody should ever touch anybody in anger, ever.

I don't fight people for fun.

Son, never throw a punch at a redwood.

I haven't physically attacked anyone in a couple of years.

I don't like fights. I don't like aggressive people.

I never had a desire to hurt anybody. I have at certain times had violent urges, but I don't think I ever have hurt anybody. Tried to a couple times, but I don't think I have. Yeah, guess I have. In high school. I was dirty then. Kick 'em. I might not've hurt 'em, though, they might've just been afraid of me.

I'm never going to get in a fight in public again.