Mark Twain Quotes

When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.

Death is frightening, and so is Eternal Life.

The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing.

I'm very careful about saying who would and wouldn't go to heaven. I don't know.

When God decides its time, I guess he'll come for us.

There are but two places where all go after death, white and black, rich and poor; those places are Heaven and Hell. Heaven is a place made for those, who are born again, and who love God, and it is a place where they will be happy for ever.

I do fear death. But what I actually fear is not dying. I mean, true, it will be sad. But I know that there is a better place waiting for me.

Know one knows whether death, which people fear to be the greatest evil, may not be the greatest good.

He is dead in this world who has no belief in another.

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

When we get to what happens when we die, we don't have any video footage. So let's at least be honest that we are speculating, because we are.

I'm an optimistic agnostic. I think the second we die, within a matter of seconds, everybody else arrives, and that's the party, and you live your hell on earth.

Death in itself is nothing; but we fear to be we know not what, we know not where.

Heaven, Hell, or Hoboken

I may be going to Heaven or Hell, but I'll be going from Jackson.

From an eternal perspective, the only death that is truly premature is the death of one who is not prepared to meet God.

Heaven is real and hell is real, and eternity is but a breath away.

I absolutely believe in Heaven and Hell. They're just like what the Bible says they are.

Let your hope of heaven master your fear of death.

When death comes, it is not enough to have been charitable; and it is not right to touch the body or lay it out for a couple of hours; for the soul should be given time to fight for itself, and to go up to judgment.

We were born to die and we die to live. As seedlings of God, we barely blossom on earth; we fully flower in heaven.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I guess I don't believe that death is the end.

He whose head is in heaven need not fear to put his feet into the grave.

Why do people embrace God? In my opinion, belief in God and an afterlife is a necessary extension of man's need to feel that this life does not end with what we call death.