Steve Albini Quotes

I was never very mature in my relationships with women. First sign of conflict, I was gone.

Christopher heard a pair of women gossiping nearby, whispering in disapproving undertones. "... Ramsey was found flirting in a corner with a woman. They had to drag him away from her." "Who was it?" "His own wife." "Oh, dear.

Anyone who marries three girls from St Louis hasn't learned much.

I don't have no personal problems with nobody.

Awkward conversations are painful, but they're way easier than divorce, resentment, and heartbreak.

Communication feels like it should be the simplest thing, but it's not. Sometimes you don't even understand what you're feeling. You don't know how to put that into words, so how are you suppose to tell the person you love that you're upset.

I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer.

I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.

I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women

I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'

Remember that the people you are talking to are a hundred times more interested in themselves and their wants and problems than they are in you and your problems.

Is there anyone to whom you entrust a greater number of serious matters than your wife? And is there anyone with whom you have fewer conversations?

The fact that I'm virtually deaf. Any woman who's going to date a rock musician has to be prepared to repeat herself every 10 seconds. My wife asks me where we should go for dinner and it sounds like the schoolteacher from Charlie Brown.

I definitely have been known to be grossly insensitive in many different ways, you can ask the wife. To speak without a filter sometimes and not being able to edit myself with much sensitivity.

If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different father, a different wife and a different religion.

Well, my wife doesn't engage. I mean if you want to look back, really dig down and be a journalist, look at the timelines and you will see that there is a big discrepancy and there really is no going back and forth, my wife sometimes I mean you eventually you have to say something, enough is enough, but the truth is she has always taken the high road.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country.

My wife can look at me in a certain way and I can tell by her eyes how she's feeling about me or when I should stop talking about something. It's kind of the way twins have their own thing.

The trouble is you almost have to marry a man before you can find out the sort of wife he needs; and usually it's exactly the sort you are not.

You are criticizing me for my fashion statement. My wife keeps on criticizing me for my blank bank statement

Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

When you nag, you become the problem, he deals with it by turning you out, but when you don't nag, he deals with the problem.

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.