Neil Morrissey Quotes

I don't iron anything. Never have and never will.

There are two things that I hate: getting up at 6 in the morning and making my bed. I'm as neat as a pin, but I will not make beds. Period. I don't care if I get into them and they're messy. I just don't care.

I'm an absolute clean freak. I'll go to my friends' houses and even start cleaning. I'm such a granny at heart. My couch is my best friend.

Cleaning isn't all that interesting to me. I'm disorganized.

You won't do any more housework? Then you go to the bin.

You know when pillowcases come out of the dryer and they get really wrinkled? I iron them.

I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

When I was very young, I used to clean up after my parents. If I stay in a hotel, I make the bed and clean the room when I get up, even the bathroom mirror, for which I carry a tiny bottle of ammonia.

A place for everything, and everything in its place.

I'm a neat freak... It seems to me that an orderly desk is reflective of an orderly and organized mind, you know?

My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

I'm good in the garden and I can do the cooking, ironing and cleaning, but I can't hang wallpaper or paint.

When I ride, I always like to look neat.

I am not exactly Mrs. Good Housekeeping, although I love to cook, bake, even iron, but only because it's not mandatory.

I'm pretty clean, hygienic and all that, but sometimes when I come home, I throw my coat over there, take one shoe off here, one shoe off there, but I'm not dirty.

I'm a very good laundress when I have to be.

What kind of woman irons her husband's sheets? Even the clothes I wear, I just throw 'em in the dryer with some golf balls.

I can't stand things being out of place.

I am an organization freak. I am such a freak that in my closet, shoes, belts, ties - everything is color-coded and organized that way. Not a shoelace is out of place.

If I had a lock of hair out of place then I would not feel OK.

I'm known as tidy, I like to keep my stuff in order.

I like to cook chicken adobo and do my own laundry.

I cook and do my own laundry.