Markus Persson Quotes

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

I don't win anything in life, you know what I mean? I was, like, the awkward kid who didn't go to prom, but I did - nobody noticed, though.

I never dated much in high school or college.

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.

I may be a successful football player, but I feel like such a failure.

I mean, I'm in a band, we're reasonably successful, I've got a very nice suit - I'm not even a bad person- so why can't I get a shag?

I tried to be really tough when I was younger. I felt I had to stand up for myself. I never felt like I fit in.

I couldn't get a date, but I couldn't be quite sure how unattractive I'd become. I was still friendly; I made jokes, and in my mind, if I saw a woman smiling at me... I still had a chance. I did not.

I don't feel like a dream girl, but I think it's really nice. I guess a part of me wishes I got that sort of attention in my real life. Because in my real life, I'm this weird, dorky girl who just hangs out with her dog.

I didn't do particularly well with girls at school. I was very shy. I'm not saying that was the only reason I didn't do well with them, but I just didn't.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

I never found anyone who was good enough, who I could trust enough.

Yves Saint Laurent didn't have friends. He loved nobody. He was intimate with nobody.

Girls rejected me a lot.

When you're growing up, it's very easy to feel lonely and insecure.

Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends.

Ma, sooner or later there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some facts. And one fact I've got to face is whateverit is women like, I ain't got it.

I felt alienated at school, and I never did well with girls.

I have everything and I have nothing. Sometimes I feel like the loneliest man on the planet. All this 'stuff' and no one to share it with. And then when women come along, I wonder if they like the stuff more than me.

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.

The feeling of not belonging, of not being entirely worthy, of being sometimes hostage to your own sensibilities. Those things speak to me very personally.

Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits.

I just wanted to fit in as a teenager, but it was hopeless.

So many times, I have a speech ready but no dice. Always a bridesmaid, never a mother.

Charlie Brown is almost a tragic figure.