Halsey Quotes

Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.

I've always littered my songs with jokes. You might need to dig a little deeper to find the humor, but I would totally object to being some kind of distraught personality. I've never tried to attach myself to that.

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

'Sit Here and Cry' was one of the first songs I wrote with that overdramatic sarcastic dry sense of humor, which is why the energy of the song doesn't necessarily reflect the subject matter.

Methinks sometimes I have no more wit than a Christian.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

If I'm not complaining, I'm not having a good time, hah hah!

I don't have big anxieties. I wish I did. I'd be much more interesting.

I think comedy stems from being honest, often painfully so. I hope I can achieve that perspective in my own life and also have fun.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.

Irony is the hygiene of the mind.

Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.

I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror.

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way.

I'm probably doing puns more than anything in my life.

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

My poems... the ones that start out as jokes become these big ponderous things and the ones that start out ponderous devolve into jokes.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

People don't expect me to be as funny as I am.

Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.

Most of my songs make fun of myself.