Dave Franco Quotes

I set our house on fire when I was a little child playing with lighters. Boy, did I burn the place down!

When I was 11, I burned a field down by mistake. It was an empty field, probably about 10 acres in size. Me and my friend were lighting firecrackers, and we ended up burning down the entire field. We got found out, and I think I was grounded for about three months.

I've burned the trash a few times and it got away from me. I've caught the yard on fire. I've burnt up some acreage and had to call the fire department a couple of times.

I have an oval-shaped scar on the knuckle of my right index finger from crashing my hand through a light fixture while practicing Elvis Presley moves in college.

You're the only man I know who would light a match to look into a gas can.

Almost all accidents take place because of human distraction.

I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.

Why don't you light that candle ?

I just saw a guy filling up his gas tank with one hand and smoking with the other. Seriously?

Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it. Anything to do with fire, igniting things, exploding things, things with fuses, wicks, accelerants . . . Iggy's your man. It's one of those good/bad things.

Actually, I am loathe to admit, but I also remember freshman year of Emory - and I'm so sorry to have to admit this - but there was a Domino's Pizza in Emory Village, where I went to college, and I was ordering a pizza.

Yeah, I know getting high isn't so smart. Ask me if I care.

I was aware of the risks I was taking, but I did'nt care.

I was too young to live on campus. I just went back and forth on the bus. Eventually I got my own car and thought I was Mr. Man, so I started hot wheelin' it.

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

I was more into music, before I got into college. In high school, I used to play guitar and sing. I did a lot of that. But, when I graduated and went to college, I remember my freshman year and this girl from across the hall, who is one of my good friends to this day, had a brother who was in the school improv team. We went to go watch a show and it blew my face off.

I thought my fire was out, and stirred the ashes…. I burnt my fingers.

My dad got me a chemistry book one Christmas and I burnt the garden shed down. I remember there was the most beautiful smell forever after in the remains.

I've been a bad, bad girl - I've been careless with a delicate man.

We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.

It's a dangerous fire begins in the bed-straw.

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

Who will not judge him worthy to be robbed That sets his doors wide open to a thief, And shows the felon where his treasure lies?

What is to be done with people who can't read a Sunday paper without messing it all up?... Show me a Sunday paper which has been left in a condition fit only for kite flying, and I will show you an antisocial and dangerous character who has left it that way.

Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.