Tim Birkhead Quotes

There exists no culture in which adultery is unknown, no cultural device or code that extinguishes philandering.

Men were never expected to be monogamous.

Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

I don't believe in open relationships. If you want to be with someone else, you shouldn't be in a relationship in the first place.

You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one.

Men are more prone to cheating, definitely.

There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married, I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in.

Although I wrote a book about infidelity around the world, I ended up concluding that fidelity is quite a good idea.

Polygamy is needed to prevent a man from taking up a lover, which can cause health issues and rifts in the family and would lead him to live a lie, constantly deceiving his wife and children.

When I was working on 'Drown' - this was way back in the mid-'90s - I had this idea that I wanted to do another collected stories. I wanted to do another book like 'Drown' that focused specifically on infidelity.

Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

I have had only two men in four years while he appears every week on the newspapers with another woman.

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

You can love two or more women at once... but you cannot be loyal to more than one.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

Infidelity is a deal breaker for me. I've broken up with people over it. You can't do monogamy 90 percent of the time.

No adultery is bloodless.

I would never steal another woman's man.

It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight.

Infidelity raises profound questions about intimacy.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

Eaton has just married his mistress—and the mistress of eleven dozen others!

… the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistress…