Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield Quotes

I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes.

I always made people laugh, and everybody wanted me to sit at the table with them. I don't joke as much as I used to, but I can still be a little comedian every now and then.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner.'

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor.

I can laugh on cue, and it sounds real. People laugh with me.

It's so important to look relaxed.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.

Posturing is funny to me.

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

Humor disarms people. It opens them up to starting a dialogue about things they wouldn't normally talk about. I don't understand how people who don't have a sense of humor get through life.

I did realise that when you talk with a straight face, you come across as someone bolder than somebody who bats her eyelids a lot.

I know I'm funny.

I think it's important to have a sense of humor. You have to be able to laugh at yourself.

Sometimes, when you want to laugh, reality steps in.

She looks honestly upset, but then, I’ve learned that I can’t read her. The problem with a really excellent liar is that you have to just assume they’re always lying.

I was never a hammy child. But I could make people laugh.

I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.

A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.

You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'.

Faces are as legible as books, only with these circumstances to recommend them to our perusal, that they are read in much less time, and are much less likely to deceive us.

When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

The wisest and the best of men, nay, the wisest and best of their actions, may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a joke.