Tom Segura Quotes


I always like it when I eat myself out of breath. That's a good boost to my day. You know, I'm eating, and I go, 'Oooohhh.' It's better a few moments later when you get to think about it, when you're like, 'Why did I just stop to take a deep breath? Oh yeah, my body also needs air.'


Citations

Segura, Tom. Completely Normal. Netflix, 2014.

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  • Born: April 16, 1979
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Thomas Segura Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and podcaster. Segura co-hosts the Your Mom's House podcast with his wife, fellow comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and also co-hosts the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with comedian and actor Bert Kreischer.