Roseanne Barr Quotes

Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.

Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.

I do think that people go to Las Vegas for 'whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.' They go for the spectacle.

In Las Vegas, you confront yourself with your darkest desires, because they're all possible there.

Vegas is like the old definition of writing: though I don't enjoy writing, I love having written. Though I didn't enjoy Vegas, I love having lived there.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

Las Vegas is the expression, in glitter and concrete, of America's brittle and mutating id.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

I look at Las Vegas, and I see the absolute best of what we are as Americans, and I see the absolute worst, in the same city.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

Most people think of Las Vegas, and they think of extravagance. But it's really a mix between fantasy and laziness.

Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.

Secretly, I had always wanted to go to Vegas, and have my own really bad act!

Las Vegas is a good place for people who like to make mistakes.

I don't think anyone leaves Las Vegas rejuvenated, their skin shining, their bank accounts glowing. No one leaves Vegas, like, 'I didn't make one mistake. That felt great. Back to work.'

I've always thought of Las Vegas as Los Angeles on its day off. There's not any hierarchy of taste, and that's what L.A. always was to me: It's not really a town of culture - it's a town of entertainment.

Las Vegas is about distraction.

Everybody loves Vegas, and everybody puts it down, especially intellectuals and artists. We have to rub our feet on it, but we're all secretly thrilled to be there.

I'm done with Vegas. I hate Vegas.

I used to be a conservative.

Everybody knows about Las Vegas. It's a state of mind. Some people want to come with their kids and have a great weekend. Some people want to shop. Some people want to find hookers. Some people want to eat. Some people just want to gamble. It's a potpourri of decadence.

I do like to do mad stuff on occasions.

Vegas is a wonderful place and there are a lot of things going on over there, it's a great place to have some fun, but it is also one of the best places in the world to train and to box.

We as a country, our lust for entertainment has sort of superseded our sense of self-preservation.