Ann Coulter Quotes

Some things tend to parody themselves, and we don't need to do it very much. 'Survivor' is like that.

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of that golf game? Boehner will be crying over his score and Obama will be giving three explanations as to why his score is actually better than it appears.

President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested.” Isn't that a condom ad?

President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

On 'The Simpsons,' I will say that we definitely like to comment on what's going on in the world, and we try to be funny. If we can figure out a way of being funny about it, then we've gone part of the way of accomplishing our task.

I like 'The Simpsons' quite a lot. I love the irreverent character of the whole show. It's great.

If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

I just love Stephen Colbert. He's a genius.

On 'Sunny,' we're not trying to be a family show. We're literally trying to make the funniest show possible.

I think that 'Saving Grace' is pretty funny. I think that the show and the woman have a pretty great sense of humor.

'The Daily Show' was amazing because I learned so much.

'Bigg Boss' is a game show, and everyone plays their game.

There's such a rich history in 'SNL' of political humor, and I think audience members expect that from us.

I love, for example, 'Full Frontal with Sam Bee.' I just love her show.

I really want to do what 'Veep' did. 'Veep,' in a very comical way, gave us a look inside the political machine, but I want to do it for the average American family.

I wanna do some more goofy comedy stuff; I really enjoyed doing 'A Touch of Cloth.'

I see myself primarily as a comedian, and my aim on the 'Last Leg' is to be as funny as I can about the news.

I think I learned everything about comedy and timing and drama from watching 'The Muppet Show,' which was one of the best shows ever produced.

It's very rare to be able to do a show where the most important thing is being funny.

Hosting a game show is quite interactive and non-fictional shows are a part of entertainment.

'The Daily Show' is a cultural phenomenon.

My favorite TV shows are Orange Is the New Black, House of Cards, Modern Family, and Veep.

Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I call it "The No Fact Zone.

He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's flip-flops! ... [Romney's record was] anything but conservative until he changed all the light bulbs in his chandelier in time to run for President.