Gena Showalter Quotes

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

I hate to shop. I consider it one of life's necessary evils, like brussels sprouts and high-heeled shoes.

I hate shopping at stores, online, anywhere.

Is it still cool to go to the mall?' she asked. 'I take quite a lot of pride in not knowing what's cool,' I answered.

Star Trek characters never go shopping.

You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way.

I actually hate shopping.

I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.

I write the shopping column. I think I've proven my superficiality.

I like to shop. That's what I do. Online shopping; any kind of shopping.

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

I hate to shop.

My heart is as pure as the driven slush.

My least favorite aspect of shopping is shopping.

I think it's amusing to watch a naive, well-meaning character kind of undo more cynical characters - kind of like watching Laurel and Hardy or Charlie Chaplin.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?

I usually go into a store with a mission. My idea of a fun thing to do would not be to go to a mall and shopping.

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

Franny has the measles, for one thing. Incidentally, did you hear her last week? She went on at beautiful length about how she used to fly all around the apartment when she was four and no one was home. The new announcer is worse than Grant - if possible, even worse than Sullivan in the old days. He said she surely dreamt that she was able to fly. The baby stood her ground like an angel. She said she knew she was able to fly because when she came down she always had dust on her fingers from touching the light bulbs.

If there is one thing that is foreign to me it is shopping for pleasure. On the other hand, I believe that it is right to honor all those who create beautiful things and give satisfaction to those who see me wearing them.

Irony is the attendant of hope and the fuel of hope is innocence.

One, two, three...let's go shopping!

She has the heart of a child, you know. Yeah, it's in a box beside her bed. - Kaia Skyhawk

Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song.