Christopher Moore Quotes
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
Citations
Moore, Christopher. Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. William Morrow, 2002.
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Christopher Moore is an American writer of comic fantasy. He was born in Toledo, Ohio. He grew up in Mansfield, Ohio, and attended Ohio State University and Brooks Institute of Photography in Santa Barbara, California.