Richelle Mead Quotes

Youth doesn't take advice.

You can cite me for contempt, Your Honor. I don't care.

I don’t give a damn for the legislature of Texas!

Well, do you want me to appoint another horse thief for you.

If somebody going to tell you don't play video games on the road or at home, I'm not going to listen to it.

Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored

As my Lord says, my Lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my Lord, for instructing me.

After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like yourself what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end. - Saphira

Wrong way, Bones. The men's showers are in the opposite direction." I'll file that away with all the other information that doesn't pertain to me" was Bones' mocking reply.

You would make a great teacher. (Grace) Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while you’re at it? (Julian)

Luce: But I thought you said I should stay away from the hard cases. Arriane: Rule number two — don't listen to me!

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

You obey Wade Barrett's orders and you disrespect every person who has ever been champion. Including yourself.

You're a mere chick. I remember you when you were a egg. Don't come trying to teach me, sir. Crabs and crumpets!

Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

That a guardian should require another guardian to take care of him is ridiculous indeed.

It's nice to see you again, Laura." "Thank you, Mrs. T-" "No, no, no. Please, my name is-" "Mud," I suggested. "Mud Barfbag Taylor. Call her Asshat for short." ~Laura, Antonia, Betsy

Emerson:bite me Whitne:you wish

I cut off my ears before i hear your advice and vice versa

Don't diss me, Danvers. I'm warning you.""I'm not dissing you," Claire sighed. "I'm ignoring you. There's a difference. Dissing you implies I think you're actually important

I parked in front of the Field Museum under a NO PARKING sign. There were a couple of actual spots I could have used, but the drive was even closer. Besides, I found it aesthetically satisfying to defy municipal code.

That be the jealousy talking," Gator said, in no way perturbed. "I can't help the way the women love me. I was born with the gift." The men hooted and made rude noises. "You were born with a gift of bullshitting." Sam pointed out, "but that's about it." He looked at Dahlia. "Pardon me, ma'am, but its the truth." "I rather thought it was," she agreed.

You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.” “Yeah,” said Harry, “but you, unlike me, are a git.

-Mikhail?...Try making suggestions next time, or just plain asking. You go do whatever it is you're doing, and I'll go search you extensive library for a book on manners. -You will not find it. -Why am I not surprised?

One thing I don't like is when you disrespect the law.