Edgar Rice Burroughs Quotes

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

However much I try, I can't shake off the effects of the yips.

I try to exercise in nature, and I try to play golf once a month. The last time I played golf with my wife, however, she got better scores than me, which became an additional source of stress.

Lord, baseball is a worrying thing.

Golf is a bloodless sport-if you don't count ulcers.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.

Order and disorder, form and formless must have profound psychological roots, nervous roots.

I've created a chaotic life, and then I get on edge because of it.

A 3-foot putt can be more nerve-racking than a 9-foot putt because a 3-foot putt you should be getting in. A 9-footer, there's a chance it won't go in.

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

Name me one golfer that doesn't get frustrated.

If you've ever found yourself pushed to the limits of your tolerance... you find yourself doing some things that, from the outside, can be seen as quite insane.

Putting is not an art, it's a dreaded evil. No wise man ever said that.

I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.

President Clinton knew the course and goes, 'Here's what you want to do here.' By the fourth hole, you wanted to hit him with your putter.

People are tired of constant movement, improvisation, and wild scrambling when plans fail.

Everybody has some part of their game that is easily influenced to choke.

Don't talk to me about Freud. I'll go up the wall!

Whenever you see me and I'm hitting ground ball after ground ball, you know I'm not feeling right.

My world is just one big chaos!

I wanted to prove myself on the pitch, but I didn't have many chances, so it put a lot more pressure on every single game that I played. I found myself in situations where I was so keen to show my qualities, but many times it worked against me and I was punished for being too eager.

The emotions can take you out of a game.