Ralph Steadman Quotes

God made man because he loved to listen to stories.

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Each of you is a unique child of God. God knows you individually. He sends messages of encouragement, correction, and direction fitted to you and to your needs.

The splendid discontent of God With chaos made the world. And from the discontent of man The worlds best progress springs.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

It is mind-boggling to me that the Almighty power created everything I see; the Bible says that God created the entire universe just so he could create this galaxy just so he could create Earth so he could create human beings so he could create a family.

Reason, in fact, is a thing of God, inasmuch as there is nothing which God the Maker of all has not provided, disposed, ordained by reason.

I believe God wants me to be President.

As the science of every thing is in the formed Word, so also is God's will therein: That same expressed Word is in the angels, angelical; in the devils, diabolical; in man, human; in beasts, bestial.

I find that doing of the will of God leaves me no time for disputing about His plans.

I never search for a reason why - I have faith in the Lord's purpose.

My mom used to tell me when I was little, 'When it rains, it's God's manifestation - a big day's waiting to happen.'

I do know this: God does answer your prayers, but it's not always in the way you expect. God knows what's best for us, though, so there's no need to worry when things don't go how we originally wanted them to go.

The purpose of God's creations and of His giving us life is to allow us to have the learning experience necessary for us to come back to Him, to live with Him in eternal life.

Pray till prayer makes you forget your own wish, and leave it or merge it in God's will.

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.

What God chooses for us children of men is always the best.

The power that religion has is that you think nothing is random: If there's a tragedy in my life, that's God testing me or sending me a message.

I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I've always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It's my best explanation for our planet.

When a book leaves your hands, it belongs to God. He may use it to save a few souls or to try a few others, but I think that for the writer to worry is to take over God's business.

Just take one step at a time, trusting that God still has a plan for you, and He will make the best out of your situation.

God seeks to influence humanity. This is at the heart of the Christmas story. It is the story of light coming into the darkness, of a Savior to show us the way, of light overcoming the darkness, of God's work to save the world.

God made us. He's in charge of everything, right? If He didn't like us, why didn't he change us?

I would love to have faith. When you take God out of the universe, there is no-one taking care us - we are just parcels of meat, collections of atoms - we have a little flowering on Earth, and then we're gone.