Nick Kroll Quotes

A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.

The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit.

A few men are sufficient to broach falsehoods, which are afterwards innocently diffused by successive relaters.

When people write lies about you, and you know that they are lies, that means that they don't know the truth.

People tend to say a lot of things that are not true.

There has been a culture of misinformation among the intelligence leadership.

Dishonesty is Trump's hallmark: He claimed that he had spoken clearly and boldly against going into Iraq. Wrong. He spoke in favor of invading Iraq. He said he saw thousands of Muslims in New Jersey celebrating 9/11. Wrong. He saw no such thing. He imagined it.

Half-truths can be as deceptive as outright lies.

She knows that whispers can be useful. Sometimes they contain real information. But usually they're fairy tales and lies. This is the worst kind of whisper, the kind that draws you in, gives you hope.

Gossip lies nine times and tells a half truth the tenth.

But he that sows lies in the end shall not lack of a harvest, and soon he may rest from toil indeed, while others reap and sow in his stead.

Plain lies are dangerous.

A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on.

The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.

Now that he has disavowed as outright lies many of the stories he told himself, it's hard to know what to make of those who still insist that David Brock had it right the first time.

I don't really believe in the Devil, but if the Devil is the Father of Lies, then he certainly invented the Internet.

In second grade, I told a bunch of kids there was a homeless person living between the portable classrooms outside our school. It caused panic, and the principal had to announce on the P.A. system that no one was living there. I pretended I didn't know who started the rumor.

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

The Internet is a strange, strange place that is full of lies. I would say mostly lies.

If enough things that are untrue are said about you, no one will know what really is true.

People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

People love to yammer on about things that aren't real.

Don't you hear people saying things you can't believe they're saying?

In the world of the Internet, there are many falsehoods. Anyone can write stuff on Wikipedia, and it doesn't have to be true.