Larry David Quotes

Funny the only two times we use the phrase "seeing someone" are when we are referring to being in a a relationship or getting psychological help.

My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love.

A lot of times I feel I probably would have ended up in a mental hospital if it weren't for the structure that 'Bones' gave me.

I feel I am very fortunate to have a job that I really like.

The perfect thing for me is to be on something I love, where I'm doing it and have enough money not to be poor, and I'm allowed to go on vacation.

I know that no business contract, no order or commercial consideration can ever be worth the happiness of one's home or the peace of one's mind.

I'm always thinking, 'My goodness, I got booked again!' So I am really happy to still be working.

I've been pretty lucky; I like my jobs.

I have all the things I can desire in life, but if I don't have love from people, and if I don't be able to give love to people and receive love, I will not be happy, even with all my success and all the money I make.

There are two types of people in the world: those who think everyone needs therapy, and those who have never been.

A psychiatrist is the god of our age. But they cost money.

Every human being is in need of talking to somebody. In this country nobody has time. It seems that talking to a friend has gone out of style. Now you have to pay money to go to an analyst.

There is for a man two things in life that are very important, head and shoulders above everything else. Find work you like, and find someone to live with you like. Very few people get both.

I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to be.

You can't love somebody into a state of mental health.

I'd rather be alone than unhappy

All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.

I often stop when I'm doing something, in the middle of rehearsals or some other job, and I try to take a minute to think "Okay, this might be as good as it gets, so drink it in, appreciate it now". So far, I've been lucky because another job has always come along to equal the last.

I've never been happy with anyone, like I am when I'm with you.

I smile, now, thinking: we all like to think we are important enough to need psychiatrists

I have a girlfriend and she really keeps me grounded. Makes me normal.

The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting.

Like your job. Love your wife.

Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.

Where we are would be Paradise to me, if you would only make it so.