Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes

I don't play an instrument. I pretend. I try to.

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

We ape, we mimic, we mock. We act.

People understand what art is supposed to look like, and so it's easy to make something that looks like art but isn't - especially in an abstract form.

I'm not really an impersonator.

Frank Sinatra taught me how to do him. It took me seven years to master him. He would tell me, tap your foot, Rich, and don't forget to grasp your sleeve.

I really like 'Wannabe' from Itzy, because being a 'wannabe' means acting different than who you really are.

You never think about someone dressing up as you for Halloween.

Tony Blair adopted the accent of the audience he was speaking to, which worked very well initially, but then voters began to perceive him as phoney. The 'man of the people' act is the height of condescension.

I do like moving my legs a lot, like maybe moon walk-y things. I don't have like one move, because I try as much as I can. But I just love imitating impossible things that dancers do.

The idea of having faith in Jesus has come to be totally isolated from being his apprentice and learning how to do what he said.

I took opera lessons. I can't read music to save my life, but I would just copy and get away with it. I think that they thought I could read music, but I can't. I would just listen. It was really me just mimicking. That's one of the reasons I decided I didn't want to do that anymore.

Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.

First, I'll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn't work, I'll just kill him.

There are parodies of non-existent things.

The bathroom door burst open, and Molly came trotting out. The left half of her body had been shaved almost down to the skin. The right half was as shaggy as before. John emerged after her, brushing a layer of dog hair off his clothes. John said, "Well, that's done... It was Molly's idea. She wants to look like two different dogs when she's coming and going. She thinks it will make it easier for her to steal food... That's one complicated dog, Dave. Have you started on the bomb?

They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey.

You go your way I'll go your way too

An imitator is a man who succeeds in being an imitation.

Falsehood always endeavors to copy the mien and attitude of truth.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

The man whom nature's self had made to mock herself, and truth to imitate.

You can hide as cleverly as you like, but in the final analysis mimicry is deception, pure and simple. It doesn't solve a thing.

Even a man's exact imitation of the song of the nightingale displeases us when we discover that it is a mimicry, and not the nightingale.