Rob Huebel Quotes

I love kids, so two things that I have thought about are being a pediatrician or a kindergarten teacher.

I want to be a child doctor. A pediatry... how do you call it, pediatrician? Do I like kids? No, not really.

From what I hear, it's a normal thing to feel guilty as a mother, especially when trying to fill the needs of a newborn along with maintaining what you had with your first child.

The target audience goes back to conception. That means pre-natal care, safe delivery, post-natal screening, and the ordinary stuff you do in pediatrics.

Having boys is different. Boys, you put sneakers on, and they're out, they're ready. Girls, you gotta pay a little bit more attention to them.

If you don't show care and love for your children and leave the mothers to take care of all their needs, if they grow up, they will also not consider you.

No parent would fail to call the doctor if their child developed a fever.

Proper British nannies put the child ahead of everything. They do not like to see children used as accessories, carried around in slings for the convenience of the parents' social life. They want a proper set-up, where the baby is rested and happy, not shown off to all-comers.

I just couldn't do a comedy show about 'The History Of Dinosaurs;' I'd get bored too easily.

Looking after a very sick child was the Olympics of parenting.

I remain totally convinced that when children are young, however busy we may be with the practical duties inside the home, themost important thing of all is to devbote enoughh time and care to their needs and problems.

I think people say you shouldn't work with children or animals, but you must only work with children.

I'm into anything that really helps children.

Through the years, I have helped thousands of children who were ill or in distress.

A parent knows better than any book or "expert" what their kid really needs.

The weird part is actually, there were so many exceptionally talented people there [ on "MADtv"]. But it was a disaster. I don't think I enjoyed any of it, really. I had a different sensibility.

Talking to mothers, always brings it home because they're so anxious to do everything they can for their kids and so tragic for them.

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

What are you doing with the child?" I inquired cautiously. "I'm teachin' young James here the fine art of not pissing on his feet," he explained.

I began my comedy as its only actor and I come to the end as its only spectator.

In THE WHISPERS, I played a father, with an amazingly talented actor, Kyle Breitkopf. I've played a dad a lot, so it's nice again to be in that world [in This Is Us].

"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.

My business is making people, especially children, happy. I have dedicated much of my time to a study of the problems of children.

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.