Richelle Mead Quotes

I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I do wonder sometimes, how they ever manage to prise it up long enough to get a plate under it.

I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?" See? That was funny.

My fear in life, I don't have any kind of specifics like snakes or spiders or anything but I think if I was covered in buttermilk naked running down the street being chased by Gandalf, I'd say, or I don't know, I'm just making it up!

People with real power never fear of losing it. People with control think of little else.

I think my favorite theory so far is that I am actually a robot. That's pretty great. In real life.

I'm just afraid somebody's going to stab me one day and think that my power is real and they expect me to start healing.

Some People think 'coven' is a word for a group of witches, and it's true that's what the dictionary says. But the real word for a group of witches is 'an argument'.

I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response.

I really like the stuff that is very absurd and very real at the same time. I think Anton Chekhov is the greatest comedy writer of all time. I think he would make a great addition to The Office staff. If you look through Chekhov plays there is a lot of awkward pauses in there. His mixture of pathos, absurdity, truthfulness and whimsy is just mixed together perfectly.

Paranoia has a sharper taste if the danger is real.

These guys from the nation's capital - now they do a lot of thinking. Referring to boxers from D.C., not politicians.

Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger

I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.' Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we hit the strip bar.' I have a gun, Shane,' Eve sighed. What, you think i actually loaded yours?' Eve flipped him off, and Claire laughed.

I know you followed me. Don't look so surprised. It's called a rearview mirror.

Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks. "Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else.

I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.

I never thought of that before! It's my opinion that you never think at all.

You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.

I tried to explain as much as I could," Poppet says. "I think I made an analogy about cake." "Well, that must have worked," Widget says. "Who doesn't like a good cake analogy?

Avery: "So I've been doing some thinking." Cam: "Oh God." Avery: "Shut up.

I still feel like a weird kid who is about to take a punch in the face. So, I think it's permanent.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line.