John Hagee Quotes

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

I was slumped next to him. He didn't pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS and a test this morning. Boy, had he picked the wrong girl.

No sensible man ever engages, unprepared, in a fencing match of words with a woman.

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

The men sometimes do a better job of concealing their hate than the women. With the feminists, you can see it in their faces.

I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

Ten thousand years of civilization shed in an instant when you put a woman behind the wheel of a car.

Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian.

What is it with all of these young single white women? Overeducated - doesn't mean intelligent.

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men.

Dory is what Mum used to call a "strong-looking woman," which means that, from the back, she looked like a man, and, from the front, you preferred the back

Believe it or not, I don't collaborate with women, though my agent and editor are both females. For the most part, they do little editing on my characters.

Dad somewhat enjoyed being called gay. He said it made women want to prove the assertion wrong.

I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men... I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't believe it? You believe that I didn't do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I'm going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what's described as a 'joke.' Um, I'll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.

Men don't make passes at crones with big (rhymes with passes).

You know the difference between guys and girls? Usually girls say it's no different whatsoever. But you see, a lot of girls they don't understand that they are better than us guys. If you think about it, they are much more manipulative.

That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men.

Every woman deals with sexism most every day of their lives. Growing up, it's just in your day-to-day. There are all these preconceived notions of what it means to be a woman or a girl, and straying from those ideas of femininity is sort of shocking to people. I felt angered by that as a kid. I felt like that was unjust. Like that was not right.

If you don't wear lipstick I can't talk to you.

Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.

When I talk to a man, I can always tell what he's thinking by where he is looking. If he is looking at my eyes, he is looking for intelligence. If he is looking at my mouth, he is looking for wisdom. But if he is looking anywhere else except my chest he's looking for another man.

I get letters from people who say, 'What have you got against women?' What could I possibly have against women? I've married three of them.

I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.