Claude M. Bristol Quotes

Never trust sheep.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

Do not trust the cheering, for those persons would shout as much if you or I were going to be hanged.

Every word she writes is a lie, including and and the.

It is not wise to trust a man with a deceitful speech ... for he will definitely manipulate your sayings and give a different meaning to your saying and decisions, for he would not care to keep the truth intact

If somebody is going to hand me a load of BS, I feel obliged to call attention to the steaming pile

Nothing is so treacherous as the obvious.

My whole life has been a lie.

A liar is always lavish of oaths.

I dated a guy for over a year who lied about his age the entire time. I found out after the fact and couldn't believe it! I even threw him a birthday party for the wrong age... I couldn't get over how hard he had tried to keep it a secret!

Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.

You can't trust very many people.

No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

The voice of the people is the voice of humbug.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

Too many people looked to me in the eye and did not tell me the truth.

Do not consider it proof just because it is written in books, for a liar who will deceive with his tongue will not hesitate to do the same with his pen.

Don't trust everyone, especially if they say, 'Trust me.'

One to mislead the public, another to mislead the Cabinet, and the third to mislead itself.

You can fool some of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time. That’s usually enough.

I think if I was fooling the people, over 35 years of it now, I would've been caught already fooling them.

I don't know what else to do other than tell people what I think to be untruths.

Kanye West deceives many and will lead many people astray.

I know that there are people in the industry who praise me in person and then stab me in the back.

As someone who specializes in deception, I'll tell you this much: When someone insistently implores, 'Believe me,' don't. Pleading 'believe me' or 'trust me' - insisting to people that you are telling the truth - is a tell-tale sign that you probably aren't.