Christopher Paolini Quotes

You think I'm stupid. Stay out of my way. You think I'm stupid.

Sugar Beth detected the movement and shot him a look that challenged not only his manhood but also his very right to exist on the planet.

How would you like to find out how good my right is?

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

When people tell me that I'm a hothead, I have one response, 'You got a problem with that?'

I like fighting. I get into rows all the time.

You pissed on my rug.

You can shut the fuck up, or you can fire me

I have come here to fight with you.

Everyone wants to fight me. It's a long list.

I'll fight anybody. I've been saying that for I don't know how long.

Well I love to fight.

I'm ready to fight anybody.

I was always throwing a fit about it, like somebody I was fighting had their hair painted and I would be like, it's not enough that this guy has to win a fight against me, but he's gotta do it with his hair being on blast, like big mohawk. Just a wild man.

You really dug your own grave,” he mutters. “And I’m going to bury you in it.” “Say that louder,” I tell him, under my breath. “I dare you.

If you don't like it you can kiss my quiver

Abe shook his head, and now the smile was gone altogether. "That's not the reason either. Don't lie to me little girl." I felt my hackles going up. "And don't interrogate me, old man.

You dont know me, you just met me, well if i couldnt have it..silly rabbit, why ya sweat me

You want some? Come get some!

"I'm going back!" I shouted, standing to put some distance between us in case I was yanking her chain too hard and she came after me. "I'll show him," I said, waving an arm. "I'll sneak in. I'll steal his freaking glasses and mail them back to him in a freaking birthday card!"

He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.

Want to get in trouble with me, Carlos?

Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look.

It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head.