Charles M. Schulz Quotes

Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.

For little children everywhere A joyous season still we make; We bring our precious gifts to them, Even for the dear child Jesus' sake.

Most travel, and certainly the rewarding kind, involves depending on the kindness of strangers, putting yourself into the hands of people you don't know and trusting them with your life.

We're making a list." "And checking it twice." Edward shook his head.

Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.

World needs more angels, even plywood ones.

Good luck go with you, O Chief of the Wolves. And good luck and strong white teeth go with noble children that they may never forget the hungry in this world.

Its Christmas Eve! Its the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.

My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.

Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams

Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.

Christmas seems to start earlier and earlier every year. Like, this time, it's on December 25th.

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukka" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukka!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"

Christmas day is the children's, but the holidays are youth's dancing-time.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

Be nice to everyone and tell jokes.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

Christmas, my child, is love in action." ~ Dale Evans (1912-2001), American film actress, singer and songwriter. Wife of Roy Rogers.