Paul Hogan Quotes

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

I like to drink to suit my location.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

I still do a bit of this and a bit of that. Some brews and there's nothing wrong with a bud or two! I still do a bit of this and a bit of that. Some brews and there's nothing wrong with a bud or two!

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

After five o’clock we all drink the same booze.

I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people and makes parties more fun than warm white wine.

Wine needs to have a context in a social gathering to fulfill its historical place in this world.

I'm not a super carbonated guy: some people like drinking their beer like it's a champagne, right? It's not my vibe.

When it comes to me and alcohol, I have special drinks everywhere.

There's nothing better than a cold beer.

You learn a lot about human nature in a bar.

I've never had beer. It smells so disgusting.

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.

There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before.

If I was drunk, I wouldn’t be here at all. And really, this is pretty good for four White Russians.” “White what?” I almost sat down but was afraid the chair might dematerialize beneath me. “It’s a drink,” he said. “You’d think I wouldn’t be into something named that—you know, considering my own personal experience with Russians. But they’re surprisingly delicious. The drinks, not real Russians.

I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer.

Booze takes a lot of time and effort if you're going to do a good job with it.

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

The one conclusion I have reached is that whiskey is a great leveler. You might be a hotshot advertising executive or a lowly foundry worker, but if you cannot hold your drink, you are just a drunkard.