Gregory David Roberts Quotes

Say what you will, but you’re never prepared for the surprise attack.

I don't know how to defend myself: surprised innocence cannot imagine being under suspicion.

The only time I flip out is when I'm not prepared. If I'm caught off guard, I can't help it; I start gasping for air.

She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me.

I just don't like getting scared, like when people hide and jump out of places. That totally freaks me out. I'm not a fan of it.

When I hear something that comes from me that makes me fall down off my chair, it's not often.

Always the tone of surpise.

I had no expectation about getting a nomination, but I was watching nonetheless. My wife and my son got really excited. I was sort of surprised — I was like, 'Oh, wow.' And I couldn't hear the latter part of my name.

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.

I'm behind you." I spun to see Derek. "I can't win," he said. "You're as skittish as a kitten.

You were totally unprepared for her.” “That's for damned sure.

It's not the punch you expect that knocks you down.

Just so you know: if this ever happens to you, you will not be ready.

In some ways, the audience becomes complacent when they go to a horror film. And so it's fun to take that attitude and then to upend it.

Thinking of the dismissal by Leicester, the first thing that comes to mind is a sense of surprise even more than of bitterness.

I never anticipated seeing 40.

I want people to be surprised.

If someone throws you in a pool and you can't swim, you're going to struggle.

When you see The Situation in person, it can startle some people.

I don't like sneaking up on people.

Henry: Well I'm sorry about your head though, but I thought you were one of them. Indiana: Dad, they come in through the doors.

Thin-lipped wisdom spoke at her from the worn chair, hinted at prudence, quoted from that book of cowardice whose author apes the name of common sense.

Someone sent me a picture of my name that was tattooed on their a***! The first thing I said was, the least you could have done was spell it properly!

I didn’t know what I was supposed to say about that, so I just said, "Wow

He looked like he'd just seen the Ghost of You Better Shut Your Mouth.