Andy Rooney Quotes


Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.


Citations

Rooney, Andy. Not That You Asked... Random House, 1989.

Related Quotes

This quotation is an excellent example of how slow Congress is to reform any of its own procedures. In the age of the Internet, instead of printing overnight and distributing the next day, it could easily be released on line which costs almost nothing and gets the Congressional Record—the proceedings of the Congress—to citizens faster and at cheaper.


Modern recycling plants cannot handle certain kinds of items and some like plastic shopping bags and old garden hoses wrap around the machinery and impair the normal recycling process. So human labor is needed to eliminated those items, thus making the process more costly and in many cases making it unprofitable to recycle at all.


Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
  • Born: January 14, 1919
  • Died: November 4, 2011
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Journalist

Andrew Aitken Rooney was an American radio and television writer who was best known for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney", a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired on October 2, 2011; he died a month later at the age of 92.