Hasan Minhaj Quotes

What I love is getting polarized opinions.

When I was at 'SNL,' I would constantly get in arguments, 'Why aren't we more political? We're not going after Bush.' Then look what happened - that Sarah Palin season, they were on fire. It was about something.

They tell me I'm on 'Politically Incorrect' with Ollie North. That should be a lot of fun.

I think I was born for controversies.

I love going on Chris Hayes' show. It probably is my favorite because of the intensity of the intellectual combat.

People have an interest in the controversial.

It's a controversial segment, 'Watters World.' There's controversy around it.

There's no question that Ben Shapiro loves to provoke college students.

I don't wish to be a part of 'Bigg Boss.' People only fight on that show; whenever you put on that show, you hear people fighting.

A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight.

Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when he's arguing with three people at once, it's his wife, his ex-wife, and his mistress.

I know CNN has taken some knocks lately but the fact is, I admire their commitment to covering all sides of the story, just in case one of them happens to be accurate.

The daughter of debate That still discord doth sow.

The grammarians are arguing.

One thing I have learned is, if people tell you they had a "frank" discussion with someone, it is usually code for a yelling match with clenched fists.

I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.

The unknowable creates the greatest controversies.

I like it when people talk s**t. Because if people weren't talking s**t, there would be nothing for me to come back with. I need that. If I don't have any ammo, what am I going to say?

Great contest follows, and much learned dust Involves the combatants; each claiming truth, And truth disclaiming both.

The inhabitants will always see both sides of an argument so long as it can result in a fight.

It were endless to dispute upon everything that is disputable.

For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words.

I think any time you take on touchy subjects, you're going to offend some people, or you're going to please others.

A long dispute means both parties are wrong.

[Carly Fiorina] can argue it all she wants, but I don't believe that.