Rob Delaney Quotes

I had always been told that you shouldn't clean the litter box when you're pregnant, because of your cat. And I think that is overblown - unless you have, like, three kittens in your house that are living outside and eating raw meat, this shouldn't really be a significant source of concern.

Far too many times over the next 12 to 15 years, it was brought to my attention that people who followed my exercise guidelines exactly but ignored their diet, their weight and their cigarette smoking had heart attacks at age 55.

A harmless necessary cat.

When it meows, one scarcely hears it... It has not the need of words to speak the lengthiest phraseologies.

We are often more merciful to our animals than we are to each other.

The only thing I ever really care about is animals - animal causes. I don't really care about people that much, but animals I feel like they always need to be protected.

The only identification that would be inscribed on any cat's collar would be "This is the cat's cat."

Not fooling around, not bothering nobody, just sitting here mending the Primus," said the cat with a hostile frown, "and, moreover, I consider it my duty to warn you that the cat is an ancient, inviolable animal.

I don't need a bodyguard.

All you really need to do is shift people just a tiny bit for change to happen. It doesn't have to be huge and humongous.

I Don't Need the nicotene patch, Penny - I smoke cigarettes.

I definitely would not need to insure my calves.

Men may have given millions of dollars and fed rats and cats, as some do in India. They say that men can take care of themselves, but the poor animals cannot. . .

I can tell my children that they don't need to fear they will lose me to breast cancer.

Drown thyself? Drown cats and blind puppies.

If a chimp who has been abused horribly by humans can help a human friend in a time of need, how much more should we help the animals - and other people for that matter - in their time of need?

If you do not intend to kill anybody, if you make every effort to not kill and injure anybody, that's all you really can do. You can't stop somebody from walking into a situation, and we really can't be too overly preoccupied with this.

Every cat knows some things need to be buried.

You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

Cats are a waste of fur.

The phenomenon of the woman who's asked what movie she wants to see, and she says, "I don't know. What do you want to see?" It's a tiny version of a big tendency. Women need to say, "This is what I want."

Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.

He looks like he needs worming.