Artie Lange Quotes

All my friends were retiring, and it got to the point where I was like, 'Hey, how come I'm not retiring?'

If you start thinking about retirement in six months' time, you're already there.

I have no plan to retire anytime soon, although remember I am 50 years old!

I am not really retired, and may never be completely, but I can't think of a better place to contemplate retirement than New York City.

I'm not really good at retiring. I tried that one time and Nancy ran me out of the house.

Really, I'm trying to retire. It's just nobody will let me!

We have some control over when we retire. However, we have very little control over how long we will live.

I don't suppose I'll ever retire completely.

I guess I'll retire someday if I live that long.

When I was younger, I thought about retiring.

To retire is to begin to die.

To retire is to die.

I want to retire how I want to retire - and I have a great opportunity to do that.

There's no point in retiring because there's no fun in retiring.

With the duckets that I now have safe, I think I will retire at 66 years of age, praise God, in good health.

I have no idea when it's going to be, when I'll retire.

I retired at 35 in '98 and thought, 'There's only one place to go, and that's downward.' I retired at a good level. I was at peace after 15 years - I was lucky to play that long.

You hear too many guys talk about retiring too soon.

When I retire, I want to retire the right way.

Whether I retire tomorrow or in 20 years, I just want to get as much out as I can. But with that, I have an understanding that basketball's not forever.

I don't hate the idea of retirement. I am looking forward to it.

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.

I think the notion of retirement is just a dreadful, dreadful idea and I hope I never have to do that.

I'm one of those people who, as long as I am still healthy and my thoughts are more or less clear, I don't think I can retire entirely.

I will never retire unless I have to.