Mark Twain Quotes

If you really want to kill yourself, you get a gun and blow your head off.

There are a great many ways to commit suicide you know.

It is not seen as insane when a fighter, under an attack that will inevitable lead to his death, chooses to take his own life first. In fact, this act has been encouraged for centuries, and is accepted even now as an honorable reason to do the deed. How is it any different when you are under attack by your own mind?

Sometimes I wonder if suicides aren't in fact sad guardians of the meaning of life.

I never worried about topping myself.

The desire to die was my one and only concern; to it I have sacrificed everything, even death.

The man, who in a fit of melancholy, kills himself today, would have wished to live had he waited a week.

Estragon: What about hanging ourselves? Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection.

They'll just cut our wrists like Cheap coupons and say that death Was on sale today.

Act on your impulse, swallow the bottle, cut a little deeper, put the gun to your chest.

Kill me. If you’ve ever been my friend, kill me.

Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I'm wondering how clean this gun is.

Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself." "Are you trying to tempt me?" "Ha-ha.

I can never drive my car over a bridge without thinking of suicide. I can never look at a lake or an ocean without thinking of suicide.

A man who is willing to commit suicide has the initiative.

I am writing this under an appreciable mental strain, since by tonight I shall be no more. Penniless, and at the end of my supply of the drug which alone makes life endurable, I can bear the torture no longer; and shall cast myself from this garret window into the squalid street below.

I backed up all my pictures on my iCloud so you can’t see me when I die / I left my body somewhere down in Mexico / Give ‘Find My iPhone’ app a try.

I am so sorry. I wish you knew even one tenth of one percent of how sorry I am. ...It was my fault. Can I kill myself here, or should I do it outside, so the mess on your carpet doesn't upset your mother?

Suicide is the only way out.

I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page.

You never can tell, though, with suicide notes, can you? In the planetary aggregate of all life, there are many more suicide notes than there are suicides. They're like poems in that respect, suicide notes: nearly everyone tries their hand at them some time, with or without the talent. We all write them in our heads. Usually the note is the thing. You complete it, and then resume your time travel. It is the note and not the life that is cancelled out. Or the other way round. Or death. You never can tell, though, can you, with suicide notes.

I never felt like dying was a good idea.

There's still a thousand places I haven't gone to die.

those who despair of life are not long for it.

Discussing religion was like discussing which cave will be better to live. If you want to follow a religion, follow any religion. It does not matter. If you have decided to commit suicide, does it matter how you do it?