Rush Limbaugh Quotes

Black women are programmed to define ourselves within this male attention and to compete with each other for it rather than to recognize and move upon our common interests.

How can you not like Britney Spears?

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

If only every man who sees my films did not get the impression he can make love to me, I would be a lot happier.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

The way I see it, all the popular singers are strippers.

Film is not a woman's medium. If you weren't the hottest kid in town, men stayed away from you.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

To presume that my greatest achievement is that I dated someone famous twenty years ago is completely sexist and anti-woman. It's lazy, nasty journalism that makes me sad about our world.

You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

For me, there are two kinds of women - goddesses and doormats.

When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.

Bring me a girl, they're always the best. You put 'em on stage, and you have 'em undress.

Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

He wouldn't talk to me for two months. I was like, 'What an ass**le.' Actors are used to getting their way and to treating women like objects. "[on Wesley Snipes after she reports he made unreturned passes at her]

You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.

Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?

I don't look at women as groupies. To me, a groupie is a stalker. If you're a fan, then you're a fan. But I can look at a woman and become a fan of hers instantly. I'll tell a woman, "Look, I don't want your phone number. Just give me your autograph. Can I take a picture with you?"

I love pop culture. I love gossiping about all the different stars.

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

WOMAN, n. An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.

When I was younger I loved Betty Blue, and at the moment I'm completely besotted with Angelina Jolie. But sometimes I'm unnerved by the idea of men liking her. Because I think that there is a side to every man that really wants to watch a woman fall apart.

Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had been out with and said, “It's hard to say exactly what she looked like. She was kind of Joe Torre with tits.” This joke can only be explained with a picture of Joe Torre. But I'm not sure any exist. He dissolves camera lenses.