Tommy Chong Quotes

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

I work out five days a week for 20 minutes; I only do one body part a day.

I first went to India because of my interest in yoga, hoping to go to the Iyengar Centre in Pune for a while. That didn't work out, but I ended up on a beach in Goa, writing.

The workout regimen I follow works for each body part like arms, legs, core muscles, biceps and triceps. And, I work out daily for nearly one and a half hours.

I like to work out with the young guys.

I'd take out a joint and light it. First, just faking it. Then I started lighting live joints, passing them around to the band, you know. I was great, it relieved all my tensions. And I ended up with the greatest supply of grass ever. Other acts up and down the Strip heard about what I was doing - Little Anthony and the Imperials, people like that - and started sending me the best dope in the world. I never ran out.

A beach house isn't just real estate. It's a state of mind.

I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day.

There's a long tradition of teen comedies where the kids are getting drunk on beer and whatever else, so smoking a joint to me is no worse than having a beer. So, if someone has a problem with it, I'll just tell them to relax.

Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll... take out the drugs and you've got more time for the other two.

I love working out and when I'm home. I love the feeling of walking out of a class. That's just an addictive feeling for me.

I prefer to do absolutely nothing. I love to relax. But, if there's a beach around that's where you'll find me.

I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.

I love being outdoors and think a tan is very sexy. I'll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don't like to hide under hats. If anyone knows about spending lots of the time on the beach, with kids and dogs in tow, it's me.

I used to smoke cigarettes, smoke dope, do smack, every f - - thing. First, I couldn't function without it. Then I couldn't do anything with or without it. Then I thought, "This is the end of the line for my fun days."

Drugs Are the Religion of the People ? The Only Hope is Dope.

I smoked pot and that was something that I did when I was in college. It was something that I’m not proud of, but I did.

It's hard to believe that you did so many drugs for so long. That's what I find really hard. And didn't really consider it. It was eating and drinking and taking drugs and having sex. It was just part of life.

There are a lot of Ellroy lifts, man. This guy went to school. But then there's a willful thing that comes over me - God gives it to me - where I go, "That's real nice, let's just go home, pat yourself on the back, good dog, good dog, and wake up in the morning and go to work."

Buy a nickel bag, smoke a little lye, get high tonight, get high tonight.

Life is like a beach chair when you can afford one

I went through one period when I smoked a surprising, a really breath-taking, amount of grass almost every night.

Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.

I wrote a song called "Green Day" because I was smoking a lot of dope.

I smoke weed.It's not an addiction. It's something I wanna do. It's not smart though. It's not good for my body but I'm doing it. I'm not telling people to do it.