Tom Green Quotes

I've always said that I'll know when I've gone too far because I won't be able to sit down and watch it with my father.

I definitely have to censor myself a lot of the time because I'm used to just being a loose cannon, and I'm used to doing and saying whatever I want because I work on YouTube.

Just because you have a mouth and nobody is stopping you, you can't say whatever you want.

Sometimes as a parent, you have to give your child that doesn't do his or her chores some tough love and withhold the allowance.

I think that discipline is so much of an important part of being a parent. Because it's very, very important to teach your children to take responsibility for their actions.

Responsibility is what awaits outside the Eden of Creativity.

Mostly I have to try to censor myself so as not to write things that will hurt other people, or that will go too far.

We all have to take responsibility for what we say and do.

All the mistakes I ever made were when I wanted to say 'No' and said 'Yes'.

Most of my thoughts, you couldn't print.

Discipline is not a nasty word.

Sometimes what you mustn't do is just as just as important as what you must do.

The processes of teaching the child that everything cannot be as he wills it are apt to be painful both to him and to his teacher.

I can, of course, think what I want, just like everyone else. I simply have to refrain from saying everything I think.

We hear many persuasive voices demanding freedom from restrictions, particularly from moral restraints. However, we learn from the history of the earth that any successful society has had boundaries.

I really do try to watch everything I say. Because one little tiny slip, and it's like the world is coming to an end!

I think the worst thing you can do about a situation is nothing.

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay.

As for discipline and rules, I confess, I've never been good with either.

As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.

We need to understand the difference between discipline and punishment. Punishment is what you do to someone; discipline is what you do for someone.

Witticisms please as long as we keep them within boundaries, but pushed to excess they cause offense.

Religious humor is not really my area, so I probably wouldn't do anything about that, or politics or something.

When I was younger and my parents used to always slap my hand if I was picking my nose or if I was running around screaming I was told to shut up.

There are limits beyond which your folly will not carry you.