Greg Davies Quotes

I had a period in my life in the '90s where I was definitely young, dumb, and full of even more dumb.

I did irresponsible things when I was young and irresponsible.

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China.

Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

I was - I've always been a bit of perpetual adolescent.

I had years of partying, and I was kind of surprised and happy I survived it all. Now, being a parent, I look back on it thinking, Oh God, the things you did!

I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.

I can't age on the inside, and I'm totally okay with that. I have no need to grow up and see myself as mature.

I'm not going to say that a very young Charlie Weber is without his indiscretions. But not anymore; I'm way past those days.

Michael is a kid, sort of, like, I mean, Michael is a kid himself; he's never really grown up.

I’ve aged, but I don’t think I’ve grown up.

I've grown up, everyone's got to grow up. But there's something inside me, I'm always going to have that little sort of, how do you say, child streak.

It was childish to feel disappointed, but childishness comes almost as naturally to a man as to a child.

When I was 21 I think I thought I was 31. I was always kind of doing the right thing, and it wasn't until my late twenties that I became just a completely wild asshole. So I should've had that out of my system already and I was too busy being a grown-up.

Your peers when you're a teenager will always be the keepers of your embarrassment and regret. It was one of life's great injustices, that you can move on and be accomplished and happy, but the moment you see someone from high school you immediately become the person you were then, not the person you are now.

I've done and said a lot of things when I was younger that I don't know if I even understood what I was doing or why I was doing it. There's a lot of compassion in understanding what people go through and even in trying to understand why a person would act the way they do. I was a very reactive person, and I did things that were just really bizarre; I don't think people understood it at all.

I just feel like all the things that I do in my life just make me feel like a grown-up kid. That's pretty much what I am.

Just because I was 30 doesn't mean I was grown. God, I was such an idiot. I was an absolute idiot at 30. And I grew up.

You need to act your age and not your girl's age

Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only young once but immaturity can last a lifetime!

The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.

I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable.

Will you never grow up?" "I doubt it, and I certainly hope not.

You just grow up and learn to think instead of just feel.