Duane Chapman Quotes

I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?

You have to have an awareness of where you're going, what the event is, what you're promoting, and who the audience is. That always informs the way you dress.

I was the Pink Pansy or whatever, wearing this crazy thing.

For stage I try to dress down, because I want people to take me seriously.

I think I look better in a suit than a loincloth. So that may define some of the parts I play.

On the red carpet, I'm playing a character. As soon as I get off that thing, I think, 'Oof, wipe that gloss off.' I'm wiping and wiping and pulling my hair out and trying to change my outfit. I'm immediately trying to get comfortable. It's really a part I play.

Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something.

Clothes are part of the character. They can't but help inform who you are.

Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

Anyway, I went out and bought thousands of dollars worth of mature clothes so I'd look like a person to be taken seriously, instead of a pretty little twit.

I think it's important how I come across to my students. I want them to see how professional women dress.

It reminds me of how grandmother always had the right costume for me to wear. You wear the right outfit and you feel like the person you're pretending to be.

He shook his head and eyed Roarke. "You don't look like a cop." "I'm not and thank you for noticing.

For me, I really feel like a character when I look like them.

I am not finicky at all regarding my appearance.

I don't take myself or the species too seriously. You have to laugh at everything.

I make an all right Bowie. Actually, I look more like Cilla Black with that wig.

When I became a cadet, I immediately decided I wanted to be an undercover cop because I don't like uniforms.

The cool thing about being in drag, just like getting to play a role in a play, is that you get to play a fantasy and you get to play someone else that you're not used to.

As a racing driver, you're representing a brand and your appearance is part of your job. But there's a fine line between being feminine and creating attention on yourself because of what you're wearing.

If my tale has to revolve around a protagonist and there is action around him, I can only imagine him to be someone from the police or the Army.

The whole character of Super Dave is a takeoff on people who pontificate. So one thing I never want to do is pontificate why this works, why this is funny. I have no idea what the appeal is. All we are trying to do is make people have a good time and laugh.

In the industry, I am judged by what I wear. If I want to be taken seriously, I have to hire a team of stylists. It's an occupational hazard. But it's not as though I am any less of a feminist.

I never said, 'no, I'm not going to do that.' Two things stand out that I really didn't care for, there was the one where they dressed me as a cow. Obviously, I didn't care for it, but I knew it was for 'hahas' for fun stuff. And then, when they put me in a diaper as the New Year's baby, I was like, 'ugh, here we go.'