Slick Rick Quotes

Sometimes you say things with a smile with the precise intention of making it clear that you are not being serious, and are only kidding. If I salute a friend with a smile and say, 'How are you, you old scoundrel!' clearly I don't really mean he's a scoundrel.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

I'm not mean. I can't do a roast.

Lewis obediently stared at her, and Kira tried to make her voice sound confident. "You don’t feel anything. You’re not afraid." "I am," came Vlad’s immediate reply. "If you tell him wolves are the children of the night next, I might hurt myself laughing."

I can be sarcastic.

I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you'll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.

You can make fun of everything.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it.

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

Raillery is a mode of speaking in favor of one's wit at the expense of one's better nature.

Wit is educated insolence.

Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?' Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn.'

I don't like magic - but I have been known to make guys disappear.

My husband says it is very good that I have very tiny feet, because they're easier to get in my mouth.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life.